You know what? I don't even know if I have the energy to go there with this jacked up cover so I'm only going to make two points.
First, why does Anna Wintour have such a hard nipples for black folks with their mouths hanging wide open on her magazine? Specifically, I'm thinking about Jennifer Hudson's horribly unflattering cover last year.
Second, the first image that came into my mind when I saw Lebron's contorted expression and Gisele (in Calvin Klein) looking like a windswept maiden was this one:
That is all. I'm think I'm going to have to lay down now.